Back!!!!

[currahee]

I'm back from my holiday in Mallorca!  I actually got back on Saturday afternoon, but haven't had a chance to do a proper update yet.  I will do a longer entry about the holiday (or more likely, fourteen backdated ones and a post with the links in), but i don't have time to do that now as I'm back at work today and only have six minutes of my lunchbreak left.  For now, though, here's a bulleted list of the salient points:

• Number of days away - 14
• Number of days with awesome weather - 13½
• Number of days where it was a bit too windy (the weather, that is) - ½
• Number of days spent sunbathing - 14
• Number of books read - 10
• Number of books read which mentioned the elephant in the room - 4
• Number of calories consumed - circa 100,000
• Number of alcoholic beverages consumed - I lost count after the first couple of days!
• Number of days spent in an apartment with no air conditioning - 1
• Number of apartments in which we stayed - 2
• Number of pairs of sunglasses which I managed to break - 2
• Number of months left until I can go again - far too many!

These points will all be expanded on when I do my proper posts, and I will also tell you all about The Shady People, Scary Greeter Guy, The Posh Family and The Irish Family.  Among other things...