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Mum went out to play skittles this afternoon and when she came back, Darren off of next door said that our burglar alarm had gone off while she was out.  Eileen off of Ted and Eileen has a key and she'd come in to unset it for us, and she'd left us the following note:

Dear Barbara

Dexter set off the alarm at 2.30pm.  Perhaps he caused a draught, or jumped up on the back of the settee.  His tail might have set it off, he wags it very vigorously!

Eileen

How cute is that?  It was sweet of her to leave a note at all, but I love how she was hypothesising about how it could have happened!  Awesome!

Jedward

You know... I really thought until tonight that Jedward were called John and Edward Ward. Because it didn't seem to me that the abbreviation 'Jedward' was fair otherwise because Edward gets all of his name in it and John just gets a J. And because they're twins, I didn't think Edward would want to be taking all the glory, so therefore they must actually be John and Edward Ward.

But no.

I was wrong.

Their surname is actually Grimes.

So Edward really is a glory hogger and poor John is just a J.

Boo hiss boo.